About
City Winery St. Louis presents Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet live on September 26th at 7:30pm!
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is a critically acclaimed comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of the internet's wildest one-star reviews. Hailed by Vulture as “a giggly treat in tense modern times,” the show follows siblings Xandy and Christine as they dig into reviews of your favorite local hotspots. From nude beaches with too much nudity, to caves with no cell service, no complaint is too petty—and no review too ridiculous.
$25 Per Person Minimum
Kindly note there is a $25 per person food & beverage minimum in the concert venue. Food and beverages ordered in the restaurant also count towards the minimum. For more information, visit our FAQ page.
Dine During Your Show
We provide food and beverage service directly to your table in the venue. Or, for an expanded menu and more relaxed experience, we recommend arriving early and enjoying a meal in our restaurant before the show. When dining in the restaurant, reservations are encouraged and can be made via Resy starting one month before the show. Want a carafe of wine waiting at your table in the venue? Reserve one during checkout.
Have Wine Waiting at Your Table
Want a carafe of wine waiting at your table? Reserve one during checkout. The price of the wine will be added to your in venue check. This option is available for pick-your-seat events only. Kindly note it is not available for General Admission events. Carafes are 750 ml, the size of a standard wine bottle.
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Members get 48 hour early access to new shows, pay no ticket fees, and earn points to exchange for complimentary tickets. Vinofile Plus members also receive many wine benefits, including monthly wine pick-up parties, wine of the month, wine tastings, and 20% off wine. Already a member? Make sure you are signed in to access your benefits.
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
Comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of the internet's wildest one-star reviews