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A John Waters Christmas

Main Stage – Saturday, December 11, 2021 8:00 PM

Please Note: All indoor guests of City Winery will temporarily need to provide proof of vaccine or show a negative Covid-19 test within the previous 72 hours, and wear masks indoors when moving throughout public areas. 

STAGE PREMIER TICKETS INCLUDE MEET & GREET:

- An autographed show poster
- A Post Show collective Q&A/Fireside Chat (Please note individual photos will not be allowed this year due to recommend safety restrictions)


Contaminated presents. Infected sticks and stones. Who says Santa has been vaccinated? Not even an elf! Expect the big-boned guy with a glandular problem to, once again, home invade your chimney without the slightest nod to modern science. Maskless Christmas! Carrier New Year! Santa flicked the light switch and its suddenly back to a safe capitalist holiday for all.
 
Like an obsessed and shell-shocked St. Nick from quarantine, John Waters, the “people’s pervert” or “queer Confucius” as the press recently called him, is back after a two-year home detention in Baltimore to hit the road again for his 25th Annual Xmas Tour. Bad little boys and girls and everybody in between and beyond, will be thrilled to take a sleigh-ride-of-sleaze down the slopes of good taste and over the ski jump of religious beliefs to a snow drift of candy cane anarchy.
 
They’ll be no silent nights this year. Not after a year of unsafe kissing and government ordered masturbation. No, the sanitization of Christmas cookies and the wiping down of presents must stop. It’s time to celebrate. Even Jesus wants to party! Touch your face! Breathe on your family! Sit in the middle seats on airplanes. Dance naked in retirement homes. It’s fun! It’s fucked up! It’s a John Waters Christmas and fa-la-la, you’re not dead yet.

 

PHI Main House Pricing

  • Stage Premier VIP Package
    $125.00
  • Premier
    $85.00
  • Gallery
    $75.00
  • Rear Gallery
    $65.00
  • Mezzanine
    $55.00